Deinonychus

This is what you get when you cross train robbers with ninjas and gangsters and then somehow morph them into dinosaurs.

Acrocanthosaurus

Doing T. rex before T. rex was even invented!

Spinosaurus

The enigma wrapped in a mystery, slathered in conundrum sauce.

Smilodon

Terrifying humans for tens of thousands of years despite its scientific name sounding like it belongs to a used car salesman. Curse you and your lemons, Smilin’ Don!

Dakotaraptor

If you’re a large predator brazen enough to live in Tyrannosaurus rex’s shadow, anywhere you end up buried deserves to be called the Badlands.

Deinosuchus

This after-a-while crocodile has a skeletal smile.

Coelophysis

And the award for the most unintelligible dinosaur name goes to . . . !

Chasmosaurus

Look at this dinosaur! So . . . GORGE-ous!

Champsosaurus

NO TIME FOR LOO-SAHS ‘CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPSO . . . SAURIANS!!!

Ceratosaurus

Pure. Nightmare. Fuel.